17 January 2015

New TMNT Movie Review

I am a HUGE original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Fan, and I am watching the new movie...

not done yet but...


WHY IS IT SAYING THE TURTLES WERE ONE APRIL'S????


now I SHALL RANT





When Splinter belonged to Yoshi, and learned his martial arts from watching Yoshi. (in the movie, Splinter "teaches himself Ninjitsu") Yoshi and Oroku Saki feuded over the love of a woman, and when Yoshi got the girl, Oroku Saki killed the girl and Yoshi, and Splinter escaped with 1 1/2 ears Oroku Saki has anger issues...


Splinter then ends up in a sewer, and sees four baby turtles lying in radioactive material (in the movie, Sax and April's Dad try to make the turtles mutant) He then raises them and they become who they are today!


Phew, I feel better!


I will rant more when I finish the movie...



------UPDATE-------


Instead of sitting through the tragedy of a movie, I shoved my face full of Peppermint ice cream and spaghetti.



Although this picture is disturbing, I had to show you what
I was talking about...


But I DO remember a part in the movie I absolutely HATED!!!!


In the beginning, when Mikey sees the girl, he says something along the lines of...


"She's so hot, I can feel my shell starting to tighten."


SERIOUSLY NICKELODEON I THINK I COULD HAVE DONE OKAY WITHOUT YOUR DIRTY LITTLE JOKESasdfghjkl;


Okay, Well that is all thank goodness...


tell me what you thought of the movie below!




xx Jelena Kimberlee
(the social fatality)


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2 comments:

  1. Nice rant...
    I see you love TMNT...
    Talk to Kayla Sears, she's a huge fan too cx
    Cant wait for more of the rant... lol

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  2. I watched the movie last night, and i agree, it was COMPLETELY DIFFERENT from what it was supposed to be.
    The movie itself was pretty good, though, for all its faults.
    And i agree, that part that you mentioned was kinda messed up... Especially for my little siblings watching the movie...

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